I was obviously delighted to see Australia performing at this year’s Eurovision. In fact we nearly won – the wonderful Dami Im was leading the voting for most of the night.
What on earth was Aus doing anyway, performing at the Eurovision? Shome mishtake shurely? Well, no. Australia was invited to enter last year as a one off, to celebrate Eurovision’s mission of ‘building bridges across the world.’ And it went down so well that the committee invited us back a second time round.
But well done Ukraine for pipping everybody else to the post. And bad luck Britain, although to be fair I don’t think you Pommies were taking it very seriously this year, as usual.